Claire Standish:

You know why guys like you knock everything?

John Bender:

Oh, this should be stunning.

Claire Standish:

It's because you're afraid.

John Bender:

Oh God, you richies are so smart, that's exactly why I'm not heavy into activities.

Claire Standish:

You're a big coward.

Brian Johnson:

I'm in the math club.

Claire Standish:

See, you're afraid that they won't take you, you don't belong, so you have to just dump all over it.

John Bender:

Well, it wouldn't have anything to do with you activities people being assholes, now would it?

Claire Standish:

Well, you wouldn't know, you don't even know any of us.

John Bender:

Well, I don't know any lepers, but I'm not going to run out and join one of their fucking clubs.

Andrew Clark:

Hey. Let's watch the mouth, huh?

Brian Johnson:

I'm in the physics club too.

John Bender:

Excuse me a sec. What are you babbling about?

Brian Johnson:

Well, what I had said was I'm in the math club, uh, the Latin, and the physics club... physics club.

John Bender:

Hey, Cherry. Do you belong to the physics club?

Claire Standish:

That's an academic club.

John Bender:

So?

Claire Standish:

So academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs.

John Bender:

Ah... but to dorks like him, they are. What do you guys do in your club?

Brian Johnson:

Well, in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics.

John Bender:

So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?
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